Fisher Price My-First-Country

Or New Zealand, as some people call it. Having spent another week here, I'm growing to like the fact that there are no nutters trying to blow things up, Americans are unlikely to mistake the place for Kyrgyzstan and bomb the crap out of it in their typical genocidal approach to peace, and they serve Leffe ... the greatest beer ever made.

In the words of the locals, "Choice, eh?"