Testify!

In one of those strange quirks of life, I've been asked to act in an "expert witness" capacity for a technology contractual dispute that's just gone legal. So far, we're up to the bit where I provide sworn affidavits for the case. If I'm lucky, I'll get to appear as the hero in court, where I can say ridiculous things like "The truth? You can't handle the truth!". (Or the better version provided by Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons, "I deride your truth handling ability! No truth handler you!".)

Of course, it could also peter out in the mundane exchange of paperwork, but it's still an interesting process.